The Team
Gooser
The final evolution of Branta canadensis - a perfect killing machine that shits all over everything and is incredibly fucking annoying.
"HONK"
D3XTROUS
The most aggressive player in the history of Counter Strike - in chat and on the server.
"Think less, do better"
NoTime
I'm not writing my own bio lmao CRINGE
"These idiots don't even know they just gave us our side"
Wompiii
He goes by many names (his teammates cannot keep track of which one he is using).
"Can I show you this new smoke lineup I just made up?"
Butter
No longer a user interface for Microsoft Office, the player formerly known as "Clippy" will still pop in to remind you to practice Vertigo.
"It looks like you're trying to reload - would you like me to peek you?"